Bargaining with peoples's lives and taking way more credit than they deserve make the Gods seem kinda like corporate managers
We made it! And we only got a little fleeced
Thanks for the laughs everyone! 😊 Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
How did I not ever notice that cheerleaders are wearing Ancient Greek Fighting Skirts
Bargaining with peoples's lives and taking way more credit than they deserve make the Gods seem kinda like corporate managers
I wonder if they ever get BONE TIRED
How did I not ever notice that cheerleaders are wearing Ancient Greek Fighting Skirts
Shrieking like a little girl would also be my response to a gang of sword-wielding skeletons
I wonder if they ever get BONE TIRED
Jason: I killed yer hydra and stole yer fleece, SUCKAS
Shrieking like a little girl would also be my response to a gang of sword-wielding skeletons
@hollie I think maybe it's more like an octopus where each head is sort of independent of the central brain and only for certain coordinated actions does the central brain get involved? But what threshold it needs for those actions is apparently not met here.
@SRLevine The level of critical thought in this response is just way more than I expected anyone to give me 😂
You'd think something with seven brains would be a little better at strategy
Jason: I killed yer hydra and stole yer fleece, SUCKAS
Okay I'm just going to say it: Jason sucks at swinging a sword
You'd think something with seven brains would be a little better at strategy
Me, a spinner: I wonder if the golden fleece smells like dirt and lanolin
Okay I'm just going to say it: Jason sucks at swinging a sword
Jason and Medea
Sittin' in a tree
F-L-E-E-C-E
Me, a spinner: I wonder if the golden fleece smells like dirt and lanolin
Wow, they're pretty moody here
Jason and Medea
Sittin' in a tree
F-L-E-E-C-E
Important Man enters, flanked by Bored Guys
Wow, they're pretty moody here
The power of purple glitter eyeshadow cannot be denied
DO NOT DENY IT
Important Man enters, flanked by Bored Guys
Okay I think maybe give up the golden fleece and start a small pharmaceutical company with that flower
The power of purple glitter eyeshadow cannot be denied
DO NOT DENY IT
Okay well we know which boat crew needs a stern lecture about toxic masculinity
Okay I think maybe give up the golden fleece and start a small pharmaceutical company with that flower
The crew later, drunk at some pub: AND THEN WE SAILED UNDER A GIANT MERMAN'S ARMPIT
Everyone at the pub: Yeah sure guys
Okay well we know which boat crew needs a stern lecture about toxic masculinity
I don't see how he can possibly have leverage with his lower half being a fin but whatever it's fine what are physics anyway
The crew later, drunk at some pub: AND THEN WE SAILED UNDER A GIANT MERMAN'S ARMPIT
Everyone at the pub: Yeah sure guys
OOOooo, a drummer, okay now it's getting cool
I don't see how he can possibly have leverage with his lower half being a fin but whatever it's fine what are physics anyway
OOOooo, a drummer, okay now it's getting cool
Jason: <quietly, into the wind> Steady as you go. Easy.
Guys rowing twenty feet away: WHAT