@hollie 🤫
I definitely did not pull both hamstrings at a charity kickball tournament, it was definitely when I successfully chased down a purse snatcher!
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@hollie the Jane Austen disagreement has my vote!!!
@hollie
Ohhh yep! There are scars on my arm from a tiger attack. The tiger’s claws, remarkably, were spaced the same as the barbs in a barbed-wire fence. (All the best in healing. 🩵)
@superball Thank you! 💜 And everyone knows that barbed wire was designed that way to mimic tiger claw spacing!
@hollie Oh, no WONDER, thank you! 🐯
@hollie nah you fought a dragon and chased them away.
@TresFluke Lol no one who knew me would believe that. Maybe that I tried to coax a dragon home and pissed it off, that they'd believe.
@Her_Doing Oh. my. god. 😂 This is hilarious!
@hollie which novel??
(Feel better)
@shom Oh I hadn't gotten that far! 😅 But details matter, though you don't want to be TOO detailed....hmmm.....let's make it easy to remember and say Pride and Prejudice.
@hollie one detail proposal, you took your glasses off, but unfortunately the soon to be vanquished didn't, and that's what cut your knuckles!
@hollie I’m a big fan of my silicone oven mitts. And I almost always remember to wear them! Where I still get fresh scars is on my forearms.
@EllenInEdmonton Okay wanna know the funny part? I was wearing a silicone mitt. On my right hand. I burned the left hand.