I'm going through my old blog posts on Pika, fixing a bunch of tags, and I found this one. I can still remember how hard I was trying not to laugh (for the mom's sake) when I passed these two kids in Costco a few years ago. They were so hilarious.
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We’re at Costco with apparently half our town. Harried mom with two small boys:
Mom: You guys. GUYS. Can you just…
Boy 1: <knocks bro to ground, both laughing hilariously> BAD DOG, MAX! LAY DOWN
Boy 2: <Rolling on floor in front of the snack aisle> I’M SO BAAAAAAD
Mom: Oh my god
